Do you love playing fake guitar so much, you don’t even remember your life before Guitar Hero? Sure. Yes. And do you love it so much, you’d contemplate starting a sham band to go along with your phony shredding prowess? I have, yes. What about wearing your mini guitar right smack on your chest, so you could melt pretend fans’ faces with your sick skillz? That’s exactly what the nerdy nerds over at ThinkGeek have drummed up just for people like you (see how I took myself out of this last part of the equation? Mmmhmm yes), and boy have they hit the ticket. [Insert devil horns here] It’s an electronic guitar t-shirt!

But you go ahead, go on with your bad self. Light those screaming crowds on fire with your chest guitar! It even comes with its own mini-amp to really blow their minds!! Surely even just a crowd of 2 would be impressed. . . and it’s such a small price to pay for a few minutes of wicked glory!

That iPad sure does look cool, no? All those fun things you can do, like giant e-mails and full-scale Tetris. If only you had an extra $600+ to spare, right? Well in the meantime, while you save your pennies, there’s a Notepod with your name on it. I mean, do you even remember what it’s like to write on paper? So here’s your chance to exercise those motor skills again, but still look techy cool when you pull out your Notepod grocery list at the store.

Available in pod or pad size, have fun getting to know your pen again. Woo hoo for pens and paper!

It’s true. . . it’s really the little things that often make my day that much brighter and well, sillier. And don’t we all need a good dose of silly every now and then? Yes, and yes!

So take a look at this teensy weensy business card file cabinet. It’s so wee and so clever, I can’t stand it! Now, all we need are micro mini hanging files and some snazzier, tiny tabs and we’ll be all set. Organization, here we come! Ooh, look at that. It even has a digital clock!

Or how about this dinky, little wallet light?  It’s perfect for any and all of those dark situations you might find yourself in. Dimly lit restaurant? No sweat! Use the light to see the menu. The same size as a credit card, just fold the center up and presto change-o, you have a fabulous glow right at your fingertips. See what I mean?! It’s the small things. . .

Ever wonder if the coffee shop you’re walking past is even worth entering? Yes, perhaps you’re in need of a good cup of joe, but you need to surf the web too, and there’s no telling how good the wifi signal is in there. Well. . . you need not wonder any more.

Thanks to the ultra geeky geek nerds over at ThinkGeek, there’s a shirt that will give you the surrounding wifi strength automatically! Stylish? Mmm, perhaps not. But oh so practical? Yes and yes. Complete with a tiny removable battery pack for easy washing, you could turn yourself into your very own walking business! A wifi tour group of sorts, but instead of the umbrella leading the way, your awesome, glowing shirt will do the talking, er I mean blinking. Sa-weet. And ps – it’s on sale!