slave to the rhythm
Here’s a little secret about me. Like Grace Jones, I am a slave to the rhythm. If a song has one of four sounds, no matter who it is or how cheesy it is, I will love it. And those sounds are:
1) Horns, Trumpets or any other Brassy Funkiness.
It’s the only reason I like songs by Gwen Stefani.
Evidence: Girls Aloud “The Promise”
2) Disco Laser “Pew Pews.”
Evidence: Róisín Murphy “You Know Me Better”
3) Electro-bot Echo Voice.
Evidence: Kylie Minogue “Magnetic Electric”
4) Stardusties.
Yep. I’m serious, if a song starts out with (or has as
their transition from bridge to chorus) a stardust glitter effect,
I’m hooked.
Evidence: Mariah Carey “Honey” (I told you it didn’t matter who it was)
There. Thanks for letting me get that off my chest.
Now we can move on.
Tags: Girls Aloud, Glitter, Horns, Kylie Minogue, Lasers, Mariah Carey, Roisin Murphy, The Promise, You Know Me Better